yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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