South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my shit smells like andre
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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