I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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