She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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