Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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