Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
whose parrot is this?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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