just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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