just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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