3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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