she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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