Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How does one acquire holy water?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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