Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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