i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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