i permit you to call me
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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