You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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