Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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