I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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