its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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