last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I think people are normalizing furries
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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