You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
3pm strippers are depressing
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So much rum. So many feels.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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