Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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