At least make sure they are 18
Why
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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