He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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