It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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