I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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