love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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