did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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