I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this beer tastes like vomit already
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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