i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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