YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to stick my p in your. b.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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