Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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