i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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