In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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