Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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