so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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