i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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