honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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