im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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