sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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