I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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