You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
