i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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