then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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