is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If I die, sorry about rent.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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