I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just pee around me
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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