My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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