Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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