I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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