garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
they're like a gay fantastic four
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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