Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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