i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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